One day God squeezed and out came a Trump,
Who flew down to earth with quite the bump.
He said, “a grand president, I’ll make some day.”
And God said, “I gave you free will, go on your way.
I made you all in my image, so I accept all your mess.
I just LOL if guilt creeps in, which helps me suppress.”
In God’s image, Trump spoke crap just like an enema,
And mankind screamed out, “God, save America!”
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